recently, i had some really good news; i got hired as a teacher at pierce college in puyallup, washington! i’m super excited for this new adventure, but it also requires moving literally halfway across the country, from southern illinois where i have lived for ten years out to washington state.
as you probably know, moving across country is expensive. though i will have a bit of help from my mother and my partner (who is not accompanying me), i won’t get my first paycheck at the new job until october 10th - yikes!
to attempt to raise a bit of extra dough to assist in moving & set up & living costs in the interim, i have decided to offer my services as a tarot reader. that’s right! for just $3 you can get a three card spread! for just $5, you can get a five card spread! for just $10, you can get a spread best suited to your question! for $12, i will pick a spread best suited to your question and i will cast my witches’ stones over the reading to get a deeper, richer answer. all answers come with pictures of the spreads and a typed interpretation, either posted on my tumblr or emailed for privacy.
you also get to choose what deck you’d like the reading done with: the victorian faerie deck, the halloween deck, a classic ryder-waite, the ptolemaic constellation oracle, or even the “tell me a story” cards.
but wait! there’s more! i also have several sets of witches’ stones (often called witches’ runes) for sale for $15 - this includes shipping! & if you buy a set of stones, you also get a free stick of all natural chapstick! to make this deal even sweeter, the stones are all made with mugwort & shaped under the full moon to boost divination!
if you are interested in my card reading services or in purchasing a set of witches’ stones, you can send a payment directly to me via paypal, using my email address: firstname.lastname@example.org. with the payment, include a message specifying what service you are requesting. OR you can use the donate button my blog & then shoot me an email or an ask. i will confirm your purchase with you & get things out to you asap!
if you would like to know more about the witches’ stones, or talk to me about what colors are available, please don’t hesitate to message me!
even if you can’t help right now, or aren’t interested in what i have to offer, i would really appreciate the signal boost. thank you!
posted this today on my witchy blog. check it out!
An excerpt from my Statistics professor’s textbook.
An ingenious sea otter mom uses a boat’s swim step as a play pen for her pup while she goes hunting. ( You can catch ‘Saving Otter 501’ on PBS Wednesday night or online at www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/ )
Sengoku period castle, from Sengoku by SNK.
I have a physics textbook from before the electron was discovered and they just sound so frustrated it’s hilarious
"We have no fucking idea what is happening but we know SOMETHING is happening."
Hematite and Rutile inside Quartz from Novo Horizonte, Brazil
Well..actually, thats exactly how it is!
Trust me, I’m a physicist!
There are a couple of reasons.
1. She sat on the Walmart board for 6 years and then didn’t do anything when they waged war against the workers and their unions (X)
2. She voted in favor of the Iraq war (X)
3. She is into free trade agreements (even if she is formally against some of the policies, she still maintains that she supports the principles of them) (X)
4. She supports a border fence in Israel and wholeheartedly believes Israel deserves “safety and security” (X)
5. She supports performance based pay for public schools (X)
6. She also believes charter schools help failing public schools (X)
7. She wants to maintain US hegemony, increase the defense budget and she supports the death penalty (X)
8. She said, “I am adamantly against illegal immigrants” and supported the border wall (X)
9. She supported DOMA and thinks civil unions are good enough for “equal rights” (X) I’m not interested in marriage for us queers, but she is on the other side of the issue entirely saying that she is against marriage for same sex partners but is pro civil unions. The reason civil unions were created was to create a new way to oppress and otherize systematically.
10. She wants more police, vigil antes and harsher prison sentences (X)
I’m sure there are more. But honestly she’s very moderate and I see her being really exciting for the young dems because she’s a woman but ultimately her policies will reflect those of the old white dudes (and obama bc his policies aren’t anything to praise either) that came before her.
Bye she’s trash. @theentiretyofwellesleycollege
Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told Madonna, one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to go and f*** herself, the local media are reporting exclusively.
“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.
In further discussions with journalists from the media, the kid stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”
“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.
The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.
“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.
THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE
I made a mashup of “Whip My Hair” and “I Write Sins Not Tragedies” …
oh mY GOD
WHY DOES THIS WORK NO
This is getting close to 25,000 plays. holy shit, thanks y’all
How do you even realize this is on point?